The Travis Scott Theme Park Is Open And You Must Be *This* High To Ride
Travis Scott is a real enigma. A mystery of a man, a man of mystery, he’s a giant question mark that can’t be defined. I’m not exactly sure what his motivations and desires are. For a while I seriously thought he had a personality disorder. He reminded me of L from Death Note in real life. The main difference between the two is that L is clearly a hero while Travis is a bit murkier. L stood for justice, at the end of the day he wanted to bring Light to the proper authorities to stop murders, I don’t think Travis Scott cares about “justice”. Travis just exists, his motivations are independent, and he doesn’t allow himself to be swayed by what anyone says he should or shouldn’t do. As an anime character he’d be cool as hell. but in real life he’s a guy dressed like a ninja in a time where we don’t need ninjas. Actually, that’s a great way to describe Travis, a HipHop ninja who strikes quickly and quietly to make very large results. Travis Scott had a baby with Kardashian, released multiple pairs of his own WRESTLING THEMED Jordans, co-headlined the Super Bowl (after everyone asked him to boycott it and he lied about talking to Kaepernick about it) and dropped his long anticipated album...all while having the same dusty braids. La Flame is living every young male black nerd’s DREAM. This is what young ashy niggas fantasize about when boys in black tees are throwing milk cartons at them and girls are still putting them in the friendzone to sleep with the boys holding milk cartons. I won’t lie, if Travis was white, he’d definitely give off school shooter energy but luckily for us black kids don’t buy guns, they just rap. So, in honor of his accomplishments let’s discuss his biggest work to date. “ASTROWORLD”.