I have done a lot of odd jobs, and can confidently call myself a Renaissance man. I always wanted to be a Renaissance man, even though it is looked down upon in certain circles (‘why don’t you specialize?’). I dislike Meghan Trainor and everything she stands for. But let me set the scene: the problem was, when I was a Production Assistant on a stupid little fucking independent film (I mean stupid), this thick red head girl who looked like Meghan Trainor was all up in my grill. I had to reciprocate – and we hung out and had a whole lot of fun. But it was funny that the only reason why we were hanging out is because I somehow felt like I was getting back on her type. The drama student with tons of drama. My weakness.